Action Figure Diary—Archive List
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- (#201) Trish: And They Lived . . .
- (#200) Lisa: Why are you staring at your hand?
- (#199) Alex: Have you ever looked at your hand?
- (#198) Lisa: Why should it stop here?
- (#197) Lisa: The kids need our money
- (#196) Jane: Oprah is already working on it
- (#195) Jane: World domination is hard
- (#194) Jane: Oprah's cult of personality
- (#193) Jane: Make lots of money
- (#192) Jane: Studying Napoleon and Alexander
- (#191) Jane: Best possible torture
- (#190) Jane: The same thing we do every night
- (#189) Lisa: You're right
- (#188) Alex: Your mind goes to scary places
- (#187) Brian: They could be planning world domination
- (#186) Brian: Secret brains of the family
- (#185) Jane: We're back!
- (#184) Jane: Reasons why daylight saving time is stupid
- (#183) Lisa: Not home alone
- (#182) Brian: Advice on secret labs
- (#181) Alex: Where are my pants?
- (#180) Alex: That's more like it
- (#179) Alex: SuperAlex wants you to argue somewhere else
- (#178) Alex: SuperAlex does not like your game
- (#177) Jane: Who does that?!
- (#176) Alex: SuperAlex watches the game
- (#175) Alex: I am SuperAlex
- (#174) Alex: Advice on bathing
- (#173) Alex: I am Iron Man
- (#172) Alex: Advice on Batman vs. Superman
- (#171) Lisa: Jane's favorite superpower
- (#170) Alex: Joe's favorite superpower
- (#169) Lisa: Brian's favorite superpower
- (#168) Trish's favorite superpower
- (#167) Alex: Lisa's favorite superpower
- (#166) Jane: Prove it
- (#165) Alex: Advice on being confidently weird
- (#164) Alex: Some humans are weird
- (#163) Brian: Santa Khan's naughty list
- (#162) Jane: I've learned my lesson, okay?
- (#161) Jane: Advice on stupid ponies
- (#160) Jane: Weirdest punishment ever
- (#159) Jane: Can I sell the pony?
- (#158) Jane: Can I have a pony?
- (#157) Lisa: Jane's Halloween tribute
- (#156) Jane: Advice for annoyed roommates
- (#155) Brian: Take your best shot
- (#154) Jane: Do what you want
- (#153) Alex: Why are you suddenly helping?
- (#152) Alex: What?! What?! What?!
- (#151) Alex: Need a weapon
- (#150) Alex: Oh no oh no oh no oh no
- (#149) Brian: We can do regular patrols
- (#148) Lisa: It isn't the raccoons
- (#147) Alex: Thinking about Harry
- (#146) Trish: Story break
- (#145) Brian: It's all about the spiders
- (#144) Jane: I call it overcompensating
- (#143) Alex: Gearing up
- (#142) Alex: Fake that bait
- (#141) Alex: The story so far
- (#140) Alex: My soliloquy
- (#139) Jane: Let them eat bait
- (#138) Alex: Advice on raccoons vs. dogs
- (#137) Jane: Glad to hear it
- (#136) Alex: Taking action
- (#135) Alex: Time for me to step up
- (#134) Alex: Our own Groundhog Day
- (#133) Jane: Animal advice for action figures
- (#132) Jane: Snow sculptures, part 2
- (#131) Brian: Snow sculptures, part 1
- (#130) Jane: The bulls need a travel agent
- (#129) Alex: The cows have a plan
- (#128) Trish: Merry Christmas to all
- (#127) Alex: Reindeer all over the place
- (#126) Trish: Action figures vs. wrong numbers
- (#125) Jane: Tag dodgeball advice
- (#124) Brian: Get it over with
- (#123) Alex: Thumbs are not enough
- (#122) Brian: Hiding from Jane
- (#121) Jane: That does sound satisfying
- (#120) Alex: Scariest thing I've ever heard
- (#119) Joe: Moving day
- (#118) Jane: That's so weird
- (#117) Alex: What about raccoons?
- (#116) Jane: Dating advice for doormats
- (#115) Brian: I could use better tools
- (#114) Trish: I've learned to accept that
- (#113) Brian: Invention advice on household robots
- (#112) Brian: It's just not right
- (#111) Lisa: My kinder, gentler version
- (#110) Jane: Love that blur button
- (#109) Brian: Making it work
- (#108) Brian: It's a feature!
- (#107) Brian: Unveiling the blur button
- (#106) Brian: Why worry?
- (#105) Brian: A small price to pay
- (#104) Brian: Humans need more plastic
- (#103) Alex: What's next?
- (#102) Brian: And a lab with a locking door
- (#101) Lisa: Happy Dad-ish Day!
- (#100) Alex: My kung fu is the best
- (#99) Brian: I could be so much more
- (#98) Jane: Bet I can hit the stereo
- (#97) Jane: Like a fire brigade
- (#96) Lisa: Happy Mom-ish Day!
- (#95) Alex: I have a safety plan
- (#94) Brian: Invention advice for action figures
- (#93) Brian: You believe in me?!
- (#92) Lisa: Happy Bunny Day!
- (#91) Jane: Why do they need a blur button?
- (#90) Brian: My new invention
- (#89) Brian: Eureka!
- (#88) Joe: You were born from our brains
- (#87) Jane: No one fears the little, yippy dog
- (#86) Alex: The circle of life is overrated
- (#85) Brian: Humans are so lucky
- (#84) Jane: Action figures have rights, too
- (#83) Lisa: Ninjas, pirates, and zombies--Oh my!
- (#82) Jane: Advice for scared siblings
- (#81) Jane: I want more money
- (#80) Trish: I told you to help
- (#79) Alex: It pays to help
- (#78) Jane: Time to clean house
- (#77) Jane: My new world order for 2006
- (#76) Trish: Happy holidays!
- (#75) Alex: Christmas with Khan
- (#74) Jane: Advice for neglected action figures and bald guys
- (#73) Joe: Movie day
- (#72) Trish: Action figures vs. telemarketers
- (#71) Trish: Our little Dear Abby
- (#70) Jane: My first advice column
- (#69) Lisa: I hope she’s learned
- (#68) Lisa: Everybody wins
- (#67) Jane: The universe can bite me
- (#66) Alex: Good sports
- (#65) Lisa: Bet it all
- (#64) Jane: Bring it
- (#63) Lisa: I can handle it
- (#62) Jane: Happy dance
- (#61) Jane: Booyah!
- (#60) Jane: I’ve got a new plan
- (#59) Alex: Must keep poker face
- (#58) Jane: Mark my words
- (#57) Jane : I wish poker had do-overs
- (#56) Brian: That only happened once
- (#55) Lisa: I learned at yoga camp
- (#54) Jane: I want a tournament
- (#53) Trish: Story time
- (#52) Lisa: Can I play?
- (#51) Jane: My new world order for 2005—Part 2
- (#50) Jane: I'm a contender
- (#49) Alex: Happy Dad-ish Day!
- (#48) Jane: My snark is my umbrella
- (#47) Trish: I smile at all my cards
- (#46) Jane: Are you kidding me?
- (#45) Jane: I'll be unstoppable
- (#44) Lisa: Bluffing is good
- (#43) Alex: Happy Mom-ish Day!
- (#42) Jane: I need a plan
- (#41) Jane: Fold!
- (#40) Jane: I can beat the computer
- (#39) Jane: Time to learn poker
- (#38) Trish: Enough!
- (#37) Brian: Resistance is futile
- (#36) Brian: No fishing allowed
- (#35) Trish: Our mail solution
- (#34) Trish: Our mail problem
- (#33) Trish: Attack of the sunbeam
- (#32) Jane: He lives here
- (#31) Brian: You weren't on it
- (#30) Jane: My justice list
- (#29) Alex: Your leafy reign of terror is over
- (#28) Joe: That's not my point
- (#27) Alex: That snow was fun
- (#26) Jane: Snow in your face
- (#25) Jane: My new world order for 2005
- (#24) Alex: Happy holidays!
- (#23) Alex: Trees are cool
- (#22) Jane: I don't get that
- (#21) Joe: It's not about the presents
- (#20) Trish: Until Jane clues in and hurts you
- (#19) Brian: Scout's honor
- (#18) Trish: Don't make me regret it
- (#17) Brian: Testing my new skills
- (#16) Lisa: You're learning well, grasshopper
- (#15) Brian: It’s harder than it looks
- (#14) Lisa: Keep your cool
- (#13) Jane: A freak who’s too busy to bug me
- (#12) Lisa: And THAT'S how you handle Jane
- (#11) Joe: A costume of your own
- (#10) Brian: That's his way
- (#9) Trish: He's our freak
- (#8) Jane: He’s a freak
- (#7) Alex: Up, up, and away!
- (#6) Jane: Brian speaks
- (#5) Lisa: Our blended family
- (#4) Jane: Totally unfair
- (#3) Lisa: Still works!
- (#2) Trish: My biker boys
- (#1) Trish: Welcome to my world
- Author's Introduction